Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, 'A house guest, ' you're wrong because I have just described my kids. Erma Bombeck
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  1. When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe and comfortable. - Jess C. Scott

  2. As if you were on fire from within. The moon lives in the lining of your skin. - Pablo Neruda

  3. The saddest people I've ever met in life are the ones who don't care deeply about anything at all. Passion and satisfaction go hand in hand, and without them, any happiness is only temporary, because there's nothing to make it last. - Nicholas Sparks

  4. Sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love - Unknown

  5. By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this --One of you is lying. - Dorothy Parker

More Quotes By Erma Bombeck
  1. Possess. Have. Hold. Enjoy. Control. Dominate. Pick your verb, Ms. Fairchild. I intend to explore so very many of them.

  2. You have captured me utterly, and you hold my heart in your hands. Be gentle with it. It's more fragile than you might think.

  3. Being together came close to destroying both of us once already, " he says. "But I don't fucking care. You are the memory that gets me through my days, and the fantasy that saves me in the night.

  4. Do you know what passion is?” I blink, confused.“ Most people think it only means desire. Arousal. Wild abandon. But that’s not all. The word derives from the Latin. It means suffering. Submission. Pain and pleasure, Nikki. Passion.

  5. Never, baby. Between us, the sun is never going down.

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